826 Valencia - Store Log


	*Archives* June 2008 May 2008 April 2008 March 2008 February 2008 January 2008 December 2007 November 2007 October 2007 September 2007 August 2007 July 2007 June 2007 May 2007 April 2007 March 2007 February 2007 January 2007 December 2006 November 2006 October 2006 September 2006 August 2006 July 2006 June 2006 May 2006 April 2006 March 2006 February 2006 January 2006 December 2005 November 2005 October 2005 September 2005 August 2005 July 2005 June 2005 May 2005 April 2005 March 2005		What happens at the Store? Many have said that upon entering the best pirate supply store in San Francisco, they get a sensation of déjà vu. Others walk in and feel at once the miracle work of an unseen hand. Yet there are those whose eyes bulge and shrink simultaneously while their thoughts are so convoluted that they are unable to shout or mutter the question that most plagues them: “What is this place?” The store log is weekly account of actual events that occur in the shop, as well as testimonials, comments and complaints from our customers. November 30, 2006 “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Interrupting cow” “Interrupting c—“ “Moo!” November 22, 2006 Q: Where does Napoleon keep his armies? A: In his sleevies. November 17, 2006 Q: What has a river, but no fish swim? And has many a town but nare an inn? A: A map. November 10, 2006 Q: What is a shark’s favorite game? A: Swallow the leader.” November 06, 2006 A woman said she heard of someone whose life was saved by being wrapped in lard and felt. A hipster came in carrying a checkers board, another with a floral suitcase. Carson brought two Ziploc bags of cookies. A couple looking at one of the compasses we sell says: “I’m hungry. Let's go North.” November 01, 2006 A young boy carrying a Spiderman innertube bartered this joke today: “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “I’m a pile-up who?” “You are?” *Hint: if you do not get this joke the first time, read the third line out loud, this should help.