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What happens at the Store? Many have said that upon entering the best pirate supply store in San Francisco, they get a sensation of déjà vu. Others walk in and feel at once the miracle work of an unseen hand. Yet there are those whose eyes bulge and shrink simultaneously while their thoughts are so convoluted that they are unable to shout or mutter the question that most plagues them: “What is this place?” The store log is weekly account of actual events that occur in the shop, as well as testimonials, comments and complaints from our customers. July 31, 2007 July 24, 2007 Does the hermit crab have a name? Isaac doesn’t think hermit crabs need names. Isaac is wrong. Let’s think of one! July 17, 2007 A little girl sang me a song in Italian. Evidently, it was about a disagreeable train. Her mom gave me five cents in “Italian money” (her words). On further inspection, it is a Euro. I feel slightly cheated. July 10, 2007 A man was in the store for a bit, left, and then came back. Turns out, he left to go buy this dentist mirror so that he could see into higher drawers. He was not unusually height challenged. I suppose he was merely adverse to stretching too much. July 03, 2007 |
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