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What happens at the Store?
Many have said that upon entering the best pirate supply store in San Francisco, they get a sensation of déjà vu. Others walk in and feel at once the miracle work of an unseen hand. Yet there are those whose eyes bulge and shrink simultaneously while their thoughts are so convoluted that they are unable to shout or mutter the question that most plagues them: “What is this place?”
The store log is weekly account of actual events that occur in the shop, as well as testimonials, comments and complaints from our customers.
November 26, 2007
Punchlines and Banter Overheard in the Pirate Supply Store As of Late
"The sass girl came back! She denied everything, though."
"Stoned? Really?"
"Because chickens weren't invented yet."
"Sand...it tastes good."
"To get to the other slide."
"Vampire State Building."
"Oh real fish!"
"It's a falafel conspiracy."
November 19, 2007
826: Keeping Lard Out of Our Treasure Vat Since 1436
Ever since the tragic day when The Mathilda collided into the Vat's protrudenance, causing 58,000 Lard Gallons of Vat contaminanace, has the 826 Committee for Lard-Free Vats stood. We renew our mission to hold these Substances separate anon.
November 12, 2007
This Week's New Items
- Jaw Harps
- Whale Hooks
- Vaugondy Globes
- Mismatched keys and locks. Not actually new, but you may buy them anyway.
- Manners and Goodwill Towards Our Fellow Pirates
November 05, 2007
