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What happens at the Store?

Many have said that upon entering the best pirate supply store in San Francisco, they get a sensation of déjà vu. Others walk in and feel at once the miracle work of an unseen hand. Yet there are those whose eyes bulge and shrink simultaneously while their thoughts are so convoluted that they are unable to shout or mutter the question that most plagues them: “What is this place?”

The store log is weekly account of actual events that occur in the shop, as well as testimonials, comments and complaints from our customers.

March 28, 2008

For the record: The pirate store endorses neither burning, nor men.

March 20, 2008

A Woman just put her baby in the vat.
The baby remained in the vat for three minutes.
There is subsequently a lot of sand now on the floor.
I am angry and amused.

March 16, 2008

Today I mopped an entire group of foreign travelers (seriously, like seven of them). It is a good day.

March 12, 2008

The lard is feeling surly today.

 

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