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What happens at the Store? Many have said that upon entering the best pirate supply store in San Francisco, they get a sensation of déjà vu. Others walk in and feel at once the miracle work of an unseen hand. Yet there are those whose eyes bulge and shrink simultaneously while their thoughts are so convoluted that they are unable to shout or mutter the question that most plagues them: “What is this place?” The store log is weekly account of actual events that occur in the shop, as well as testimonials, comments and complaints from our customers. January 25, 2098 Rejuvenation A man just came in, put a decorative bottle to his eye and said, "Uh, I think your spyglass is broken." His friend told him quietly, "That's a bottle. This is a spyglass." And he picked up a spyglass. Because, really people, who doesn't know the difference between a spyglass and a bottle? That guy! |
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