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Belly of Whale Escape Kit
TESTIMONIAL FROM REAL CUSTOMER: My living situation was really oppressive for a while there. My roommates did this thing where they sort of sucked the fun out of the air and filled it with their weird smells. I would just stay in my bedroom all day and sleep. I used this stuff, and now I'm all good.
I lived inside of a whale, is the thing. My roommates were like...krill? My bedroom was this recess in the whale's stomach. Alright.
Price: $4.00
Mermaid Bait or Repellent
Sprinkle a small amount of this substance into the sea. Sometimes they come closer, sometimes they swim away. It's complicated.
Price: $4.00
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