The first session of the Summer Comic Book Writing Workshop was the greatest thing that has ever happened to anyone in the history of the universe, ever. Indeed, expectations were most certainly exceeded on all possible fronts.

Kids were out in full force, waiting on pins and needles to hear whatever syllable master comic book writing teacher Jenny Traig might choose to utter next. Artist Todd Pound had the troops weeping with joy at the sight of his drawings of ogre babies, hero sandwiches, and tomato-headed young ruffians. All were astounded to learn the secrets of character building, and the importance of silhouettes.

When the session was over, cries of "No! We never want to leave such greatness!" echoed across Valencia Street. The only joy left to be found was in knowing that next Monday, it would all happen again.